wizardwritings:

Sirius: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Wait– No. Please…No.

Sirius: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Harry: What–?

Sirius: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Harry: I–

Sirius: Get your jacket. We’re gonna save some bees.

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claup777:

Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

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accio-shitpost:

seamus has three character traits; explosions, being kind of a dick sometimes, and loving dean thomas

alrightevans:

so i know that the point in prisoner of azkaban is that harry isn’t really seeing the grim its just sirius but honestly that doesnt change the facts like 1. sirius’s animagus form just happens to look exactly like the grim 2. the first time harry sees him he nearly gets merked by a triple decker bus 3. the second time harry sees him he falls 50 ft from the air  4. sirius’s friends and family are all dead by the end of the series.

not sayin my man is accidentally an omen of death but he kinda is, which tbh totally works for his brand

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hogwartsfansite:

Harry Potter: I was prepared to die to save these people.

Voldemort: But you didn’t!

Harry Potter: Yes, but I meant to!

themiscyra1983:

pixiebootsana:

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

Rita Skeeter:

Originally posted by thevortexofourminds

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accio-shitpost:

harry potter drops his wand in the forest and spends the rest of the book hoping nobody will notice that he is threatening them with an actual stick

reysforceawakens:

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

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